Cons of dating a pothead

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Yes, we know what you’re thinking, “4/20 was two days ago now and this probably should have been posted then.” Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.If you ever feel disinterested in dressing up to go out on the town just to spend a ton of money socializing with a bunch of random strangers in a loud and crowded environment, chances are, your significant other will be more than happy to just relax and watch a movie. It sets the mellow vibe, keeps your head right, and always eliminates the bullsh*t.Like anything else, smoking weed is always better with someone you f*ck with – specifically, a girl you're genuinely into.Potheads were like Harold & Kumar, Bob Marley and Willie Nelson: fun, but not someone you could take seriously. In the end, I stopped caring since there was a lot more to him than just his past with pot.After getting to know him, however, I realized that there are a lot drug habits worse than using marijuana recreationally, especially if it he'd already renounced his habit. Heck, I'd even date a casual pot user again...maybe.And if you find a shorty with roll-up game, make sure you hold her down.Trust me, there's nothing sexier than watching a chick finesse a joint, or the fronto, with just a pair of elegant, manicured, hands – or split a Dutch with one, red painted, fingernail.

As a general rule of thumb (no pun intended), most true stoners are good with their hands – and, if she can skill a cone proper, she can always post up and roll my weed.And it's much deeper than the classic – “h, she smokes weed, she must be chill” – stereotype, that follows pot smoking like a few drops of Visine. They tend to be a little rebellious, a little edgy.It's not that they're troublemakers, though, they just have free spirits (and a lot of gear from Free People), which is why you might think she dresses like The Dude from “The Big Lebowski.”Nevertheless – in my opinion – these women are always ideal to settle down, and stay up, with.By deciding to stay in, you’ve created a theatergoing experience from the comfort of your own couch.A first date is likely to take place with a pothead if there is food involved, sans the need to worry about getting stood up. For in-home dining, your partner will grab the most ridiculous assortment of ingredients to craft a one-of-a-kind meal that could only be conjured by the brilliantly creative mind of a stoner.It’s safe to assume that the majority of people have smoked a joint, hit a bong, or even turned a soda/beer can into a makeshift pipe at one point in their life. It’s not even Kevin Bacon Six Degrees of Separation with pot, it’s more like one degree of separation, you know?

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