My subcontinental friend didn’t have a six-pack (पेट की महा-पेशी /peʈ ki mɐɦa peʃi/), but he was certainly a stud (खिलाडी /kʰɪlaɖi/, “player” in all senses).
Like with many Manhunt bilinguals, I didn’t know he spoke Hindi until we met in person.
And since you already know this, you should also know that every girl enjoys a bit of sexting from time to time. It’s biology 😉 If you’re reading this article and thinking, “Hmmm, I wonder why I never get any sexts from girls? You’re not getting any sexts because you’re probably doing one of a few things wrong. Not the “oh he’s cute and maybe I’ll let him take me on a few dates” type of attraction. Why am I following this stranger into his apartment” type of sexual attraction.
If she’s not sexually into you, you probably won’t be getting any sexts, naked pictures or dirty talking from her.
Like the Danish, Hindi speakers gravitate towards English loanwords like कंडोम /kɐɳɖom/ “condom,” especially when the alternative is गर्भ निरोधक आवरण /gɐrbʱ n̪ɪrod̪ʱɐk aʋrɐɳ/ “pregnancy inhibitor sheath.” Of those 311 million, there are definitely some hunks.
Do you choke when you have to say something dirty to your boyfriend?
The only thing that stops you from screaming dirty lines in bed are the subconscious rules that are embedded deep in your mind.
Your subconscious mind doesn’t want to think dirty or talk dirty because it finds the whole idea weird, awkward, and socially unacceptable.
India’s not the best place to be a raging homosexual but it’s certainly not the worst.
There’s one legally-married gay couple, and their biggest export is the campy musical, most notably the three-hour twerk dramas of Shahrukh Khan.
“I want pussy,” I said, looking down at her, “I go get some pussy. I want to push you against that car, pull off your jeans, your T-shirt. "Quite simply," he said, "I'd like to lick your cunt. My mouth was dry, but the words came out clear enough: “Yes, please, Kent. I can feel that hot little pussy clenching around me every time I move a muscle or say a word – ohhhh, yeah. Seriously, have you been going around with all this between your legs? Oh my God, I can feel it through flannel,” he said, the first words almost steady and sure and the last ones like nothing she’d ever heard before.” ― Charlotte Stein, “You’re being deliberately cruel, now.” “No – I think deliberately cruel would be if I told you something rude, like: I’d love to see you stroking your stiff dick until you came all over yourself.” I pause again, but this time it’s not to eat his expression.